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God did All the Hard Work I Just Pressed the Button.

“God did All the Hard Work”

“I Just Pressed the Button.”

Are you thinking about or looking for that special gift for someone.

But you have not the slightest concept of what to purchase.

Ask yourself these questions? Does that particular friend, neighbour, a relation or even a work mate, who is leaving work.

Like nature, the outdoors, animals, travelling, seeing the great wonders of the World?

 

Try something different.

Any tangible gift you could find the hard part. What?

A flash of memory the answer appeared before my eyes. The website called Speady’s Travels, with those very appropriate Words:

Photos courtesy of www.speedystravels.com

 Speady needed some help. He has a fabulous lady client who keeps buying his odd photos, as the colours blend into her own paintings. This lady has been eyeing the “elephant’ s eye’ over the last four weeks and now she stipulates that she buy “The Elephant’s Eye” is Speady could give her a story to blend with painting. So Speady rang me and asked if I could make a story for his client.

Before I could say yes or no, he has this man who bought a photo of a “Dragonfly for his Sister’s birthday from Speady. Could he frame same, which Speady was happy to for his client.

Could Speady also make up the semblance of a story about Dragonflies? So Speady contacted the Jamman to do both stories for his lady and the gentleman’s sister.

 The Eyes of the Elephant.

 

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The Eye of the Elephant

There was song back in the eighties, called “The eye of the Tiger by Survivor.” As there were no photos of the eye of the tiger, available at the time the photographer was forced to use. ‘The wonderful eye of the Elephant.’

The only request made by the elephant was to only show his left eye, as his right eye was slightly red as a result of drinking some liquid last night.

The Elephant facts to be considered!

The trunk has more than 40,000 muscles in it, which is more than a human has in their whole body. A human being only has 639 muscles in total. An elephant’s trunk is both strong and very agile. It can perform multiple tasks from pushing over heavy trees to picking up the smallest twig. An elephant uses its trunk to pick up and throw. An interesting feature of the elephant’s trunk is it both an upper lip and an extension of the nose with two nostrils running through the entire length.

The elephant’s body is adapted for their survival in the rugged conditions of their habitats in Africa and Asia.

Their sharp tasks carry heavy objects or fighting. Their large ears, which when flapped keeps the elephants cool, whilst there are able to swish their tails and send those annoying low flying flies into a distant land far away.

When danger threatens the elephant raises its trunk to smell the air and detect the smell of what is the threat and where it is coming from. This trunk is so important and vital to the elephant’s life, that it would be almost impossible for it’s survival if it ever was damaged. Elephants can store up four litres of water in their trunks.

The African has two prehensile fingers at the tip of the trunk, whilst the Asian only has one finger.

The difference between an African1-04.The Eyes are missing Asian body structures are; the African is much larger and the ears are bigger, as well as height and length. Both male and female African elephants have tusks, however, only the male species of the Asian elephant has them.

Elephants have very elongated incisor teeth and do not have any canine teeth at all. Both male and female African elephants have tusks, however, only the male species of the Asian elephant has tusks and they continue growing for most of the elephant’s life. They are an age indicator – much like the elephants feet, the age of the elephant can be estimated by observing their tusks. The size of an elephants tusks is an inherited characteristic, however, because of ivory hunters, it would be quite rare today to find and elephant whose tusks weigh more than 100 pounds.

There are some elephants born without tusks and causes differences in their muscular structure of head and neck.

Although up to 50 % of the Asian males have no tusks. They are known as “Makhnas.

Elephants are either ‘left-tusked’ or ‘right-tusked’, just like a human being might be ‘left-handed’ or ‘right-handed’. The favoured tusk is usually shorter than the other due to constant use. Male elephants tend to have heavier, longer and much stouter tusks than the females do.

Elephants are born with only 35% mass, the brain of an African Male elephant is some where of 4.2-5.4 kilograms and they are one of the more intelligent animals. The female’s brain weighs in at 3.6- 4.5 Kilos.

Humans are born with small brain masses and so are elephants. As a human brain grows and develops, so does an elephant calf’s brain. Likewise, the learning ability of a human, increases with growth, so does that of an elephant calf. It is not surprising that elephants are such intelligent creatures. Although the female elephant brain is smaller than the male elephant brain, this does not suggest that the male is more intelligent than the female. Studies have revealed that the female elephant is equal to or even more intelligent than the male. Given the fact that female elephants are generally smaller to male elephants, the brain mass in proportion to the male is normally smaller. The female brain and consciousness of the female elephant is very different than that of a male; as they are reared and interact with their mothers in very different ways right from birth and while the females form a very close knit bond with each other which is constantly maintained, the males are more solitary and independent.

 Elephant Ears

 The African elephant has ears that are at least 3 times the size of the Asian elephant’s ears. The African elephant uses its ears as signalling organs. Ears are also used to regulate body temperature and are used as a protective feature in the African elephant to ward off potential threats. Each elephant’s ear is unique and different to any other elephant’s ear. They are used just like fingerprints on a human as a type of identification. The ears serve several important functions in the elephant. If a threat is perceived; by the elephant, the ears are spread wide on each side of the head, which produces a huge frontal area.

As the elephant is such a large bulbous shape and their organs are larger, their insides generate tremendous heat, particularly the digestive system. The surface area of an elephant is a lower ratio compared to the elephant’s volume. Therefore, there is not enough skin area to cope with the heat that needs expelling. So elephants use their ears to perform this function. When an elephant flaps its ears, it can lower their blood temperature by 10 degrees Fahrenheit. Both the African and Asian elephants use their ears for this purpose although it is more effective in the African elephant due to the larger ears.

The wider surface area of outer ear tissue on the African elephants ears consists of a vast network of capillaries and veins. The hot blood in the arteries, are filtered through these and cooler blood is returned to the elephant’s body.

The apparent age of an elephant’s death is somewhere between 60 and 70 years of age as the teeth gradually wear down, an elephant has 24 teeth and by the time they reach their sixth molar and that wears out, the elephant begins to starve to death.

Dragonflies around the World

 

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Dragon Fly. Anchorage, Alaska.

Dragonflies (Anisoptera) and Damselflies (Zygoptera) are easily recognised and commonly seen around bodies of fresh water or in open areas such as parks and gardens. These insects belong to an ancient order. Dragonfly fossils have been found that are up to 220,000,000 years old and the basic design has changed little since then, but they have shrunk a little over time – the oldest known fossilised specimens had wingspans of 60cm.

Dragonflies and Damselflies both have long, slender bodies – dragonflies are usually larger than damselflies - and two pairs of heavily veined membranous wings. At rest, dragonflies hold their wings out at right angles to their bodies, while most damselflies close their wings along the top of their bodies. They have large compound eyes and triangular, mobile heads with mandibulate (chewing) mouthparts.

Dragons and Damsels are predators and are very adept at catching their prey on the wing. Their nymphs that live in fresh water are also predatory, feeding on other aquatic invertebrates.

The nymphs stay under water where they moult up to 15 times while developing. This can take from a couple of months to a couple of years. Finally, they crawl out of the water and shed their last nymphal skin and emerge as fully-fledged adults.

Dragons and damsels can be difficult to photograph due to their skittish nature, and great patience is required at times. I have sat and waited for up to half an hour just to get one picture. It has always been worth the wait.

A dragonfly is a winged insect belonging to the order Odonata, the suborder Epiprocta or, in the strict sense, the infraorder Anisoptera  “uneven wings”, due the hind wing being broader than the forewing. They are characterized; by large multifaceted eyes, two pairs of strong transparent wings, and an elongated body. Dragonflies are similar to damselflies; the fact that the wings of most dragonflies are held away from, and perpendicular to, the body when at rest can differentiate the adults. Dragonflies possess six legs but most of them cannot walk well. Dragonflies are some of the fastest insects in the world.

Dragonflies are valuable predators that eat mosquitoes, and other small insects like fliesbeesants,wasps, and very rarely butterflies. They are usually found around marshes, lakes, ponds, streams, and wetlands because their larvae, known as “nymphs“, are aquatic. Some 5680 different species of dragonflies are known in the world today

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Dragonflies culture difference.

For some Native American tribes they represent swiftness and activity, whilst the Navajo symbolize pure water.

They have also been used in traditional medicine in Japan and China. In some parts of the world they are a food source, eaten either as adults or larvae; in Indonesia, for example, they are caught on poles made sticky with birdlime, then fried in oil as a delicacy.

In the United States dragonflies and damselflies are sought out as a hobby similar to birding and butter flying, known as oding, from the dragonfly’s Latin species name, odonata. Oding is especially popular in Texas, where 225 different species of odonates have been observed. With care, and with dry fingers, dragonflies can be handled and released by oders, as can be done with butterflies, though it is not encouraged.

In Europe, dragonflies have often been seen as sinister. Some English vernacular names, such as “devil‘s darning needle” and “ear cutter”, link them with evil or injury. A Romanian folk tale says that the dragonfly was once a horse possessed by the devil. Swedish folklore holds that the devil uses dragonflies to weigh people’s souls. The Norwegian name for dragonflies is “Øyenstikker”, which literally means eye-poker and in Portugal they are sometimes called “tira-olhos” (eye-snatcher). They are often associated with snakes, as in the Welsh name gwas-y-neidr, “adder‘s servant.” The Southern United States term “snake doctor” refers to a folk belief that dragonflies follow snakes around and stitch them back together if they are injured.[9]

 “God did All the Hard Work”

“I Just Pressed the Button.”

 

 

 

 

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Don’t take the Easy Way Out. Do Something Extraordinary!

The Path of Least Resistance

 

Life is not easy, especially when you plan on achieving something worthwhile.

Don’t take the easy way out.

Do something extraordinary!

Part of Nietzsche’s problem with history, science, and the knowledge drive in general is that these activities typically presuppose that “knowing” is possible, and that truth is more valuable than untruth, or appearance. It is supposed that there is another world, one free from our perceptions, which can be known if we can find an objectifying lens through which the real nature of things, i.e. inherent properties, things-in-themselves, essences, can be understood. Nietzsche sees most endeavours concerned with discovering the truth as attempts to separate the knower from the known in such a way that they can separate their perceptions (the way the world seems) from the perceived object (an entity that has an existence free from what we bring to the word.) With this separation of the world into “the world of mere appearances” and the “real world,” objects are seen as things-in-themselves, with inherent meanings that are non-revisable, objective, and universal. It is hoped that by finding this truth, this real world, we can free ourselves from the contradictory, deceptive, and transitory nature of the apparent world, for this world just causes us grave suffering.   Maria Robinson told us! “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”  Nothing could be closer to the truth.  But before you can begin this process of transformation you have to stop doing the things that have been holding you back.

1.  Stop spending time with the wrong people. Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.  If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you.  You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot.  Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth.  And remember, it’s not the people that stand by your side when you’re at your best, but the ones who stand beside you when you’re at your worst that are your true friends.

2.   Stop running from your problems. Face them head on.  No, it won’t be easy.  There is no person in the world capable of flawlessly handling every punch thrown at him or her.  We aren’t supposed to be able to instantly solve problems.  That’s not how we’re made.  In fact, we’re made to get upset, sad, hurt, stumble and fall.  Because that’s the whole purpose of living – to face problems, learn, adapt, and solve them over the course of time.  This is what ultimately moulds us into the person we become.

3.  Stop lying to yourself. – You can lie to anyone else in the world, but you can’t lie to yourself.  Our lives improve only when we take chances, and the first and most difficult chance we can take is to be honest with ourselves.

4.  Stop putting your own needs on the back burner. The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.  Yes, help others; but help yourself too.  If there was ever a moment to follow your passion and do something that matters to you, that moment is now.

5.  Stop trying to be someone you’re not. One of the greatest challenges in life is being yourself in a world that’s trying to make you like everyone else. Someone will always be prettier, someone will always be smarter, someone will always be younger, but they will never be you. Don’t change so people will like you.  Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.

6.  Stop trying to hold onto the past. You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading your last one.

7.  Stop being scared to make a mistake. Doing something and getting it wrong is at least ten times more productive than doing nothing.  Every success has a trail of failures behind it, and every failure is leading towards success.  You end up regretting the things you did NOT do far more than the things you did.

8.  Stop berating yourself for old mistakes. We may love the wrong person and cry about the wrong things, but no matter how things go wrong, one thing is for sure, mistakes help us find the person and things that are right for us.  We all make mistakes, have struggles, and even regret things in our past.  But you are not your mistakes, you are not your struggles, and you are here NOW with the power to shape your day and your future.  Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.

9.  Stop trying to buy happiness. Many of the things we desire are expensive.  But the truth is, the things that really satisfy us are totally free – love, laughter and working on our passions.

10. Stop exclusively looking to others for happiness. If you’re not happy with whom you are on the inside, you won’t be happy in a long-term relationship with anyone else either.  You have to create stability in your own life first before you can share it with someone else.

11.  Stop being idle. – Don’t think too much or you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.  Evaluate situations and take decisive action.  You cannot change what you refuse to confront.  Making progress involves risk.  Period!  You can’t make it to second base with your foot on first.

12.  Stop believing you’re not ready. Nobody ever feels 100% ready when an opportunity arises.  Because most great opportunities in life force us to grow beyond our comfort zones, which means we will feel totally uncomfortable at first.

13.  Stop getting involved in relationships for the wrong reasons. Relationships must be chosen wisely.  It’s better to be alone than to be in bad company.  There’s no need to rush.  If something is meant to be, it will happen – in the right time, with the right person, and for the best reason. Fall in love when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely.

14.  Stop rejecting new relationships just because old ones didn’t work. In life you’ll realize that there is a purpose for everyone you meet.  Some will test you, some will use you and some will teach you.  But most importantly, some will bring out the best in you.

15.   Stop trying to compete against everyone else. Don’t worry about what others are doing better than you.  Concentrate on beating your own records every day.  Success is a battle between YOU and YOURSELF only.

16.  Stop being jealous of others. Jealousy is the art of counting someone else’s blessings instead of your own.  Ask yourself this:  “What’s something I have that everyone wants?”

17.  Stop complaining and feeling sorry for yourself. Life’s curveballs are thrown for a reason – to shift your path in a direction that is meant for you.  You may not see or understand everything the moment it happens, and it may be tough.  But reflect back on those negative curveballs thrown at you in the past.  You’ll often see that eventually they led you to a better place, person, state of mind, or situation.  So smile!  Let everyone know that today you are a lot stronger than you were yesterday, and you will be.

18.  Stop holding grudges. Don’t live your life with hate in your heart.  You will end up hurting yourself more than the people you hate.  Forgiveness is not saying, “What you did to me is okay.”  It is saying, “I’m not going to let what you did to me ruin my happiness forever.”  Forgiveness is the answer. Let go, find peace, and liberate yourself!  And remember, forgiveness is not just for other people, it’s for you too.  If you must, forgive yourself, move on and try to do better next time.

19.  Stop letting others bring you down to their level. Refuse to lower your standards to accommodate those who refuse to raise theirs.

20.  Stop wasting time explaining yourself to others. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it anyway.  Just do what you know in your heart is right.

21.  Stop doing the same things over and over without taking a break. – The time to take a deep breath is when you don’t have time for it.  If you keep doing what you’re doing, you’ll keep getting what you’re getting.  Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly.

22.  Stop overlooking the beauty of small moments. Enjoy the little things, because one day you may look back and discover they were the big things.  The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you.

23.  Stop trying to make things perfect. The real world doesn’t reward perfectionists; it rewards people who get things done. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”  Albert Einstein.

Bessie Anderson Stanley expresses it well:

“To laugh often and many times; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success.”

Life is not easy, especially when you plan on achieving something worthwhile.

Don’t take the easy way out.

Do something extraordinary!

Are you thinking about that special gift for a loved one, your Mum, Dad: Your Brother, Sister a friend leaving you to travel overseas? All those things your could purchase and your are not able to think of anything suitable or achieve the momentum you need to move your thoughts, that will leave your presence in the memory of the person you wish to award, just because they deserve some thing extraordinary from you.

Sunset Sydney Harbour Bridge. Sydney 30 12 Don’t take the Easy Way Out.  Do Something Extraordinary!

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Are you thinking about or looking for that special gift for someone.

But you have not the slightest concept of what to purchase.

Ask yourself these questions? Does that particular friend, neighbour, a relation or even a work mate, who is leaving work.

Like nature, the outdoors, animals, travelling, seeing the great wonders of the World?

Here are some ideas for you, as we had similar concerns last week in New Zealand.

We were invited to an eighty-fifth birthday party for a lady, on Saturday night. A 40thWedding Anniversary, on Sunday afternoon. Finely Tuesday night presented us with a seventy-year old birthday for a Male.   We bought the lady a berry bush standing about one metre off the ground in rustic coloured crockery bowl. We hoped it would give back to her every year so she could think of us with all her other memories. More suggestions could be a large cherry bush that you can plant as a shrub and become ornamental. Flowers are not the best choice as they tend to die quickly and consequently become an untidy mess, needing constant attention.

Try something different and slow growing. A third gift for nature lovers is to either plant a tree in their name, or do some kind of organized cleanup of a park or nature trail on their behalf. If they are a true nature lover, then they will appreciate this more than any tangible gift you could find.   Now for the hard part, what could we buy a husband and a wife for their fortieth Wedding Anniversary? Like a flash the answer appeared before my eyes. The website called Speady’s Travels, with those very appropriate Words:

“God did All the Hard Work”

“I Just Pressed the Button.”

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Www.speady’stravels.com

 This website is where we bought the Sun setting over the ‘Sydney Harbour Bridge’ in June 2011. Liz had particularly admired the skill and Kim’s management of achieving the right reflections of light and sun. So it was just the right background to remember us. Speady’s Travels specialize with photos from all over the world, Alaska, Australia, Canada, China, Fiji, France, Hawaii, New Zealand, South Africa, South America. Definitely worth looking at, even if only for enjoyment.                       Gallery Bears  16 Photos, Birds  296 Photos, Bush Turkeys 12 Photos, Butterflies 65 Photos, Buffaloes 17 Photos. Camels 2 Photos. Deers 9 Photos. Cat  2 Photos, Cheetah 1 Photo, Crocodiles 3 Photos. Dogs 2 Photos. Echidnas3 Photos, Elephants 40 Photos. Emus .18 Photos Fish 14 Photos. Geckos 7 Photos, Giraffes 18 Photos, Goannas 17 Photos Gorillas 11 Photos. Hippopotamuses 13 Photos. Insects/bugs 17 Photos. Kangaroos 13 Photos, Koalas 43 Photos. Leopard 3 Photos. Zebras 3 Photos.

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Those cool Green Objects Called Cucumbers.

Those cool green objects are Cucumbers. Known as Fruit. Eaten as a Vegetable.

This is the very best, for health and cleanness.

 “The day we see the truth and fail to speak is the very day we begin to die.” Martin Luther king

 The cucumber is a creeping vine that roots in the ground and grows up trellises or other supporting frames, wrapping around supports with thin, spiralling tendrils. The plant has large leaves that form a canopy over the fruit. The fruit of the cucumber is roughly cylindrical, elongated with tapered ends, and may be as large as 60 centimetres (24 in) long and 10 centimetres (3.9 in) in diameter. Having an enclosed seed and developing from a flower, botanically speaking, cucumbers are classified as fruits. However, much like tomatoes and squash they are often perceived, prepared and eaten as vegetables. Cucumbers are usually more than 90% water.

 

 

  1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

 

  1. Feeling tired in the afternoon put down your caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber.  Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

 

3.   Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the

Fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4.   Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be

Free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the Aluminum to give off a scent

Undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5.    Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool?

Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes.

The phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer.

Consequently reducing the visibility of cellulite.

Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6.    Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache?

Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free.

Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients.

The body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7.     Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge?

Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explorers.

Cucumber thwarts off starvation providing a quick meal.

8.     Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don’t have enough time to polish your shoes?

Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine.

That really looks great but also repels water.

9.     Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge.

Voila, the squeak is gone!

10.    Stressed out and don’t have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa?

Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber.

It reacts with the boiling water and is released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma.

Shown to reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.

11.   Just finish a business lunch and realize you don’t have gum or mints?

Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds.

This will eliminate bad breath, the phytochemicals killing the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

12.   Looking for a ‘green’ way to clean your taps, sinks or stainless steel?

Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean.

Not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won’t leave streaks.

Nor will it harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.

Using a pen, you realize you made a mistake?

Use That cool green object called Cucumbers.

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For those of us, not in the Mensa Range of knowledge,

 

Mensa International

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Mensa is the largest and oldest high-IQ society in the world. It is a non-profit organization open to people who score at the 98th percentile or higher on a standardized, supervised IQ or other approved intelligence test. Mensa is formally composed of national groups and the umbrella organization Mensa International, with a registered office in CaythorpeLincolnshireEnglandUnited Kingdom.

Mensa, Latin:  means “table” in Latin, as is symbolized in the organization’s logo, and was chosen to demonstrate the round-table nature of the organization; the coming together of equals.

 

Roland Berrill, an Australian barrister, and Dr Lancelot Ware, a British scientist and lawyer, founded Mensa at Lincoln College, in Oxford, England, in 1946. They had the idea of forming a society for very intelligent people, the only qualification for membership being a high IQ.[5]It was to be free from all social distinctions (racial, religious.), represented by the name of the organization, which comprises two Latin words: m?ns, which means “mind“; and m?nsa, which means “table“, indicating that it is a round-table society of minds. Mensa was also to be a non-political organization, reflected in its constitution: “Mensa encompasses members representing many points of view. Consequently, Mensa as an organization shall not express an opinion as being that of Mensa, take any political action other than the publication of the results of its investigations, or have any ideological, philosophical, political, or religious affiliations.”

American Mensa was the second major branch of Mensa. Its success has been linked to the efforts of its early and longstanding organizer, Margot Seitelman.

Mensa’s only requirement for membership is that one score at or above the 98th percentile on certain standardized IQ or other approved intelligence tests, such as the Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scales. Because different tests are scaled differently, it is not meaningful to compare raw scores between tests, only percentiles. For example, the minimum accepted score on the Stanford-Binet is 132, while for the Cattell it is 148. Most IQ tests are designed to yield a mean score of 100 with a standard deviation of 15; the 98th-percentile score under these conditions is 130.82.

Mensa also has its own application exam, and some national groups offer alternative batteries of culture-fair, non-language tests. These exams are proctored by Mensa and do not provide a quantified score; they serve only to qualify a person for membership. In some national groups, a person may take a Mensa offered test only once, although one may later submit an application with results from a different qualifying test. For some national Mensa groups, such as American Mensa, having a high enough score on some graduate school admissions exams is enough to qualify for Mensa membership.

 

 

Those who kept guessing, to show how right they were:

To ultimately find that time had not followed through for them!

 

History has shown they were not aware of the true facts or their imagination failed them.

 

“Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances.”

Dr. Lee DeForest, “Father of Radio & Grandfather of Television.

“The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives.”
Admiral William Leahy, US Atomic Bomb Project.

“There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom.”
Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923.

“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”
Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949.

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

“I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year.”

The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957.

“But what is it good for?”

Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.

“640 K ought to be enough for anybody.”  Bill Gates, 1981

 

“The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C’, the idea must be feasible.” – A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith’s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.

This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us,” Western Union internal memo, 1876.

“The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?”
David Signoff’s associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920’s.

“The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C,’ the idea must be feasible,”
A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith’s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.

“I’m just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who’s falling on his face and not Gary Cooper,”

Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in “Gone With The Wind”

“A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make,”
Response to Debbi Fields’ idea of starting Mrs. Fields’ Cookies

“We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out,” Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible,”

Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895
“Radio has no future. Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. “

“X-rays are only going to be a hoax.” William Thomson, Lord Kelvin, British scientist, 1899.

“If I had thought about it, I wouldn’t have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can’t do this,”
Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M “Post-It” Notepads

“Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You’re crazy,” Drillers who Edwin L. Drake, trying

To enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859.

“Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.”

(Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929)

“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value”

Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre, France)

“Everything that can be invented has been invented”
(Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, US Office of Patents, 1899

“the super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required.”

Professor of Electrical Engineering, New York University

“I don’t know what use any one could find for a machine that would make copies of documents. It certainly couldn’t be a feasible business by itself.”

The head of IBM, refusing to back the idea, forcing the inventor to found Xerox

“Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.” Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872

“The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon,”

Sir John Eric Erickson, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873

“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”

Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp, 1977

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication.

This device is inherently of no value to us.” A Western Union internal memo dated 1876.

 “It will be years and not in my time, before a woman will become Prime Minister.” Margaret Thatcher, 1974.

“I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone.”

Charles Darwin, The Origin Of Species, 1869.

“With over 50 foreign cars already on sale here, the Japanese auto industry isn’t likely to carve out a big slice of the U.S. market.” — Business Week, August 2, 1968.

“That Professor Goddard with his ‘chair’ in Clark College and the countenancing of the Smithsonian Institution does not know the relation of action to reaction, and of the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react, to say that would be absurd. Of course, he only seems to lack the knowledge ladled out daily in high schools.”  1921 New York Times editorial about Robert Goddard’s revolutionary rocket work. This remark was retracted in the July 17, 1969.

“You want to have consistent and uniform muscle development across all of your muscles? It can’t be done. It’s just a fact of life. You just have to accept inconsistent muscle development as an unalterable condition of weight training.”  Response to Arthur Jones, who solved the “unsolvable” problem by inventing Nautilus.

“This has been the first, and doubtless will be the last, to visit this profitless locality.” Lt. Joseph Ives, after visiting the Grand Canyon in 1861.

“Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.” Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.

“There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will.” Albert Einstein, 1932.

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.” — Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

“There is never going to be a bigger plane built.” A Boeing engineer after the first flight of the 247, the twin-engine plane that held only ten people.

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.” Attributed to Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899, but known to be an urban legend.

“Well informed people know it is impossible to transmit the voice over wires and that were it is possible to do so, the thing would be of no practical value” Editorial Boston Post 1865″ I think I may say without contradiction that when the Paris Exhibition closes, electric light will close with it, and no more will be hear of it” Erasmus Wilson, Professor at Oxford University, 1878

It is never a good idea to tell those us, lower in the Mensa range, that some thing can’t or won’t ever be done!

 Can You Read the following?

R34D1NG 17

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F1gur471v3ly 5p34k1ng?

 

Good example of a Brain Study:

If you can read this you have a strong mind:

7H15 M3554G3

53RV35 7O PR0V3

H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N

D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!

1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!

1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG

17 WA5 H4RD BU7

N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3

Y0UR M1ND 1S

W17H 0U7 3V3N

7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,

B3 PROUD! 0NLY

C3R741N P30PL3 C4N

R3AD 7H15.
PL3453 1F

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 May be if you can read the above, we may be able to say you have a strong mind.

Could be a sign of Mensa ability

 

My Nephew asked me, ‘What was your favourite ‘fast food’ when you were growing up?’

‘We didn’t have fast food when I was growing up,’ I informed him. ‘Except for Fish & Chip shops which we ate so hygienically from newspaper wrappers’ ‘All the other food was slow cooked at home by my Mother.’

‘It was our place called ‘home,’ I explained.

‘Mum cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn’t like what she put on my plate, I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.’ There was no alternative.

By this time, the lad was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn’t tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table. Here are some things, I told him about my childhood as I’d figured his questing mind could handled it:

Some parents never owned their own house, wore jeans, set foot on a golf course, travelled out of the country and credit cards had not been invented. By the time I was as old as his father I had been on a golf course twice in my life. Even though we owned a large house many years later sitting by a golf course.

My parents never drove me to school. I will agree that there were nobody hiding behind a tree, pretending to be a pedophile in those days.

I had bought my first bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, at he age of twelve by delivering newspapers and cutting lawns and this bike only had one speed, as it had no gears.

We didn’t have a television in our house until after the Queens Coronation. I saw her first hand, when she and Prince Phillip visited Auckland, New Zealand in the early fifties.

We saw the first television set in Australia in 1961 in someone house, black and white, and the station went off the air at 10 pm, after playing the national anthem and epilogue; it came back on the air at about 4 p.m. and there was usually locally produced news and everything was live.

I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn’t know weren’t already using the line. Pizzas were not delivered to our home. But milk was, my father was milkman with a horse drawn cart. Boys delivered all the newspapers and many boys delivered newspapers. I delivered a newspaper, seven days a week. I had to get up at 5.30 AM every morning, rain, hail or sunny.

Film stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the films. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence (except cowboy films) or almost anything offensive.

If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren. Just don’t blame me if they burst out laughing. Growing up isn’t what it used to be, is it?

MEMORIES :

 My Dad was cleaning out my grandmother’s house after she died.  He found an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. The bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, my mother used to have one. I knew it was the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to ‘sprinkle’ clothes with because we didn’t have steam irons. You probably believe, I am old.

How many do you remember?

Headlight; dipswitches on the floor of the car.

Ignition switches on the dashboard. There were two postal deliveries per day.

Trouser leg clips for bicycles without chain guards. The street lights were turned off at about 11pm each night. Soldering irons you heated on a gas burner.

Using hand signals for cars without turn indicators.

Corona fizzy drinks were delivered in glass bottles by lorry each week, and the empties returned for money.

Count all the ones that you remember, not the ones you were told about.

Ratings at the bottom.

1. Sweet cigarettes

2. Coffee shops with juke boxes

3. Home milk delivery in glass bottles

4. Party lines on the telephone

5. Newsreels before the film

6. TV test card patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again. (There were only 2 channels, if you were fortunate)

7. Peashooters

8. 78 rpm records

9. 45 RPM records

10. Hi-fi’s

11. Metal ice trays with levers

12. Blue flashbulbs

13. Cork popguns

14. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-3 = you’re still young

If you remembered 3-6 = you are getting older

If you remembered 7-10 = don’t tell your age

If you remembered 11-14 = you’re positively ancient!

I must be ‘positively ancient’ but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.

 

 

 

 

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Marmal Ashes

“Marmal Ashes:” Up for the Taking! Are we Capable of Doing This?

 From 1892 the Ashes have been a test cricket series played between England and Australia. It is international cricket’s most celebrated rivalry. It is currently played biennially, alternately in the United Kingdom and Australia. Cricket being a summer sport, and the venues being in opposite hemispheres, the break between series alternates between 18 and 30 months. A series of “The Ashes” comprises five test matches, two innings per match, under the regular rules for test match cricket. If a series is drawn then the country already holding the ashes retains them.

The series is named after a satirical obituary published in a British newspaper, the sporting times, in 1882 after a match at the oval in which Australia beat England on an English ground for the first time. The obituary stated that English cricket had died, and the body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia. The English media dubbed the next English tour to Australia (1882–83) as the quest to regain the ashes.

As most Australians know the English were successful in removing the Ashes from the Hands of Australia Ownership, the next match will be in 2013. The Australians firmly believe with outstanding wins of Australia, four India nil, in the current test Series.

 Aussies attempt to restore Ashes pride in a marmalade contest.

 The Aussies of Buninyong may prove handier with the spoon than with the bat. They are hoping to sweeten the bitter taste of defeat in the Ashes by winning a marmalade contest in Cumbria, dubbing it the “Marmal Ashes

 Preparations are well underway for the 7th World’s Original Marmalade Awards to be held at Dalemain Mansion on 25th & 26th February 201Australia attempting to restore Ashes Pride in Marmalade Contest!

Residents of Buninyong, with a population of 1,800, is 75 miles west of Melbourne, have submitted 11 jars of marmalade to challenge the Cumbria branch of the Women’s Institute, amid much fanfare in the Australian media on who makes the better preserve.

 The International Category of the Awards looks set to be an exciting competition as we already have our first entry from South Africa! We accept smaller jars from abroad and you can donate to your local hospice if you would prefer.

There are also two new categories this year, Heritage Marmalade and Novice Marmalade.

The Heritage category, sponsored by Mackays, has been inspired by the 17th Century recipe of Elizabeth Rainbow found at Dalemain Mansion.

 

If your Grandmother or anyone else you know, knows this magic ingredient for making magic marmalade why not enter this category to see if hers is the best in history?

The Novice Category, sponsored by the hoping to sweeten the bitter taste of defeat in the Ashes by winning a marmalade contest in Cumbria, dubbing it the “Marmal Ashes.” Exactly what it says on the jar. If you’ve never made marmalade but enjoy eating it then why not give it a go? The mark card will give you guidance for the future and who knows you may be a natural.

There will also be a mystery Marmalade category unveiled in January! And Paddington Bear in aid of Action Medical Research is sponsoring our Family category this year.

 

“We decided that the fact that we hadn’t done very well at all with the cricket [meant that] we had to beat the Poms at something else,” Russell Luckcock, the marmalade-maker behind the Australian challenge, told “The ABC. The Buninyong 11 is going to beat the Poms at their own game.”

 

Jane Hasell-McCosh, who runs the World’s Original Marmalade Awards in Dalemain, Cumbria, is playing up the Ashes showdown by suggesting a ritual burning of wooden spoons in both Cumbria and Buninyong, in the state of Victoria. The ashes would be gathered in a suitable vessel to go on show to the public with the name of the victorious country and a silver spoon presented to the winning team.

The 11 marmalade categories recognised by the Dalemain contest, which is in its sixth year, include Seville orange; any citrus; dark and chunky; peers and political (marmalade made by a politico); merry (includes alcohol); and man-made (made by a man). Among the varieties the Aussies are entering for the contest are grapefruit, kumquat, lime, orange and three-fruits.

A passionate advocate of marmalade, which she describes as a great tribute to humanity, Hasell-McCosh hopes the Brit-Aussie contest will become an annual event. This year’s contest, to be held on 12 and 13 February, was already expecting a record number of entries from marmalade lovers across the world, as far afield as Japan and the US. Last year there were more than 800 entries.

While the MarmalAshes has become the highlight, this year’s event, at Dalemain mansion near Ullswater, will also be marked by an attempt by 140 children to make the world’s biggest jar of marmalade, weighing 50kg.

 

I made the decision then and there, to repeat those escapades of 15 years ago and enter this great concept of the “Marmal Ashes.”

The concept enchanted me and I could envisage being the winner.

Losing One Of The Delights Of Breakfast

Posted on December 30, 2010

 

The World at large, may loose one of the delights of Breakfast

2005 there has been constant pressure for Great Britain to merge marmalade into nowhere land. The young people did not like it

There is pressure from English Food Producers to officially change the name of ‘marmalade’ to ‘orange Jam’.

Should ‘Farmalade’ or marmalade become cool and change it’s name to Orange Jam?

They believe breakfasts would never be the same without it. Tim Luckiest From The Times January 10, 2007

 

Research for ‘The Grocer Magazine’ would depress all; who consider the tang of preserved citrus fruit a vital fortification for the daily grind. Contempt for marmalade among Britons aged below 45 is propelling this most rewarding breakfast towards extinction. Last year 441,000 British households stopped buying marmalade. Among those still appreciative of its robust and bracing flavour, 81 per cent are aged 45 or over. The younger generations are unfamiliar with the traditional name and wouldn’t know what it is.

 

HEALTH WARNING:

 

Avocados, Eggplants, Pears Oranges and Grapefruit are very beneficial, citrus fruits like female mammary glands.

Actually assist the health and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Vitamin C protects your body against cancer?

One of the most common causes of cancer is DNA damaged by free radicals. Vitamin C protects the DNA, preventing cancer beginning. Research by CSIRO; indicate citrus fruits lower risk of esophageal and stomach cancers by 50%.

 

NB. Grapefruit are dangerous for those who suffer from high blood pressure.

 

So what do you think?

Should ‘Farmalade’ or marmalade become cool and change it’s name to Orange Jam?

 

Congratulations go to England who has won the right to retain the Ashes. ‘This is of course only history, not really true.’ England won the Ashes Test Series3 – 1 after beating Australia in Sydney convincingly. England has had a pretty flawless performance in this series, both with the bat and ball combined with top level fielding. Australia has sorely missed key batsmen and bowlers performing on any sort of consistent level and many times have had bad and costly fielding mistakes.

 

There are two kinds of “Frank’s Fantastic Marmalade”.

(1) Made with Grapefruit, Lemons, Limes, Oranges and Ginger.

(2) Made with Oranges, Lemons, Limes and Ginger… (No Grapefruit)

If you have high blood pressure, some blood pressure medications warn you not to have grapefruit, whilst on this medicine. ‘Uanditogether’ had a very close relative with high blood pressure, where the medication warns you about grapefruit. With this warning, ‘Uanditogether’ commenced making “Frank’s Fantastic Marmalade with three fruit Marmalade.

Ingredients: -

The amount of fruit is not of great concern, as the size of your pot will dictate your numbers

If Grapefruit are used (they are bigger than the other fruits.)

4 X Grapefruit.

3 X Navel Oranges. (They have the best taste)

3 X Lemons.

4 X Limes.

For making three fruits

8 X Navel Oranges.

4 X Lemons.

6 X Limes.

Wash all the fruit.

Peeling, Pithing, Pipping, Pulping

Peeling: -

Using a potato peeler you need to take all the skin off the fruit. Be cautious, as you need to move around any marks on the skin. These marks will show in your final presentation

Pithing: -

With sharp Steak knife peel all the pith from around the fruit, until you can see the veins of the fruit.

Pipping: -

Cut all fruit into quarters and endeavour to remove all the pips, and then the centre core of the fruit. This is important. (You may miss some pips, but as you boil the fruit they will separate from the fruits. Remove with Dessertspoon.) Then cut the quarters into small segments.

Take these Pips and pith and place in small saucepan with one cup of water and bring to boil and simmer for 20 minutes. Stir constantly.

Collect all the pips and pith and place in the muslin bag and place in your large saucepan with all the fruit. (Secure this bag with string or a rubber band)

Some people prefer no Peelings; they believe they add the characteristic bitterness to marmalade. Your choice, do one OR the other) I prefer the peels, as that is what Marmalade is about. Preparation Time is about two hours. (I May take longer than you) Plus overnight in the refrigerator 20 hours. (Twice) = 40 Hours. (That is real hard work.) Do not strain yourself.

 

Fill them to within 1/4 inch of the top; wipe any spilled jam off the top, seat the lid. If the jars have to be moved, this is where the jar tongs come in real handy!

If there is any prospect of you promoting This Idealistic Marmalade, you have to place a label on the jar and a content label on the rear, giving details of what are the contents.

Will this Marmalade keep?

How old is it and how was it kept? It doesn’t spoil that easy if treated correctly, actually jam is a product whose original purpose is preservation of fruit for the winter.

First of all, if you make homemade jam, be sure that all your utensils and especially the jars/lids are very clean. I wash them in water, and then place in oven to sterilize.

Make sure your sugar/fruit ratio is correct, look at your recipe with no Commercial pectin, a much longer cooking time is required.

After filling sterilized jars with hot, boiling jam seal them. After a ten min cooling, you may turn upside down for 30 seconds. The hot jam will kill any bacteria possibly left. Turn back around and let them cool. Jam treated like this should have a shelf life of at least one year or longer. No refrigeration needed until after you open it. After opening (= letting in new bacteria) you have to refrigerate the open jar and use it up. But, if kept refrigerated it should still last 6-8 weeks that way as well.

Pectin is a natural setting agent found in most fruits (some more than others) and in the seeds of citrus fruits; therefore the seeds are added to the fruit mixture for their setting properties. If you stand fruit and water mixture with seeds overnight before cooking, total cooking time will be reduced and you will have extracted maximum pectin. There is no artificial Pectin in Frank’s Famous Farmalade.

The Science Bit

Basically, to make jam, jelly or marmalade you need fruit, sugar, natural pectin and acid. Mostly you will get the acid and pectin from the fruit. Fruit, which is sour in taste or under-ripe, is likely to have a higher pectin levels. Fruits, which are low in pectin such as pears, can be mixed with higher pectin fruit, but in some cases, such as strawberries, it is a crime to ruin the flavour and better to accept the facts and add pectin. (Which is derived from apples anyway so nothing particularly nasty… just it feels like ‘cheating’)? Some recipes call for lemon juice to increase the acid.

Some fruit have most of the pectin in its seeds… so with marmalade, you tie the pips in a muslin bag and cook with the rest of the fruit then remove the bag and proceed.

When these ingredients are boiled together, and excess water boiled off, a chemical reaction happens at about 104 C and the mixture jells – “setting point”. If the jam fails to set this is probably due to an imbalance of pectin to acid or not enough cooking happened and setting point was not reached. You can boil a bit more and test again, or add lemon juice or commercial pectin, depending on what you think the problem might be.

Sugar thermometers

You really don’t need one to make jam, but they can be useful. If you do decide to get one, don’t buy a conventional one with a liquid red bar because they are useless. Well that’s my experience. You keep on cooking and it has not reached anywhere like the right temperature for your fudge or jam or whatever you are making, and then you realize it’s lying and you have long gone past the point and overcooked your recipe.

 

If you not use to making jams etc, you will soon learn to recognize the signs of the setting point.

It’s worth being extra careful about cleanliness. If you decide to go into a home business, The Government in Australia is very strict in what you can make as food and sell. (I would believe basically the same all over the World)

It’s a little known fact that butter actually encourages mould growth in marmalade. So every time you

spread toast with butter, then dip the same knife in the marmalade, you’re pushing the marmalade into early expiry.

 

 

Warning:

The use of Aluminum cooking utensils is very harmful to health of a large number of people. As one does not, in medical practice, see and test many folks who are quite healthy, it is impossible to give an accurate figure of the number of people who are adversely affected by Aluminum. But one thing is certain—of those patients who have come to doctors or hospitals, because their health is imperfect, about one in every two is what would be called Aluminum sensitive. It seems likely that about one in every three of the population is Aluminum sensitive. To these people the use of Aluminum utensils in the kitchen is dangerous to a minor or major degree. In every such case Aluminum acts as a slow insidious poison, leading on to greater and greater degrees of disease as time passes. The human body shows an extraordinary power to remain healthy. All the wonderful and mysterious processes which go on in the human body seem able to maintain their efficiency as if directed by some all-knowing power—as indeed and in truth, they are.

 

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We understand stimuli: We Just believe you think we are not knowledgeable

We understand stimuli; we believe you think we are not knowledgeable

 

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.Obviously with some reflection, I would point out that it was not we senior citizens who took!The melody out of music.The pride out of appearance.The courtesy out of driving.The romance out of love.

The commitment out of marriage

The responsibility out of parenthood

The togetherness out of the family.

The learning out of education.

The service out of patriotism.

The Golden Rule from rulers.

The nativity scene out of cities.

The civility out of behavior.

The refinement out of language.

The dedication out of employment.

The prudence out of spending,

The ambition out of achievement or
God out of government and school.

And we certainly are not the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!
We do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.

Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!

Yes, I’m A senior citizen!

I’m the life of the party, but only until 8 p.m.

I’m very good at opening childproof bottles with a hammer.

I’m awake many hours before my family wants me to get up.

I’m smiling all the time because I do not know what you’re saying. I’m wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that’s just my right leg!
I’m beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

Using that fore mentioned reflection above; there is very little you can place at our feet.

 

I’m a senior citizen and I believe I am enjoying life to the fullest!

 

Just to prove to you, we are full of knowledge and proud of that same knowledge.

Here are some questions you should answer, for your benefit.

One of my many teachers taught me to put all questions numerically!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

Q9.   How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what do you have?

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

 

I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a safe secure place, somewhere. Could you help find those pesky answers?

Oh Dear!

I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I just cannot remember.

Perhaps you can help me, please.

*Concrete floors are very hard to crack:

* Exams:

* His last battle:

* It will simply become wet:

* Liquid:

* Lunch & dinner

* Marriage:

* Naturally at the bottom of the page:

* No problem, he sleeps at night:

* No time at all, the wall is already built:

* The other half:

* Very large hands:

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand:

Other facts of Life

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades – King David

Hearts – Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds – Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,32

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later.

 

My goodness where do those expressions come from

In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase……… “Goodnight, sleep tight.”

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English Pubs: Beer is ordered as pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them “Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.”

It’s where we get the phrase “Mind your P’s and Q’s”

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. “Wet your whistle” is the phrase inspired by this practice.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter “A”?

A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?

A. Honey

Q. Which day would have more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father’s Day

I must admit I did not know some of these words. I will bow to your superior knowledge.

Bezoar N.

A calculus or concretion found in the stomach or intestines of certain animals, esp. ruminants, formerly reputed to be an effective remedy for poison.

Callithumpian N.

A children’s mummer’s parade, as on the Fourth of July, with prizes for the best costumes.

Doohickey N.

A gadget; dingus: Thingamabob.

Flibbertigibbet N.

A chattering or flighty: light-headed person.

Gobo N.

A screen or mat covered with a dark material for shielding a camera lens from excess light or glare.

InterrobangIn. N.

A printed punctuation mark, available only in some typefaces, designed to combine the question mark (?) and the exclamation point (!), indicating a mixture of query and interjection, as after a rhetorical question.

lollapalooza N.

an extraordinary or unusual thing, person, or event; an exceptional example or instance.

Ninny hammer n.

A fool or simpleton; ninny.

Ort N.

a scrap or morsel of food left at a meal.

Quincunx N.

An arrangement of five objects, as trees, in a square or rectangle, one at each corner and one in the middle.

Slumgullion N.

A stew of meat, vegetables, potatoes, etc.

Zedonk N.

The offspring of a zebra and a donkey.

 

 

 

 

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Your Thoughts for 2012

Your Thoughts for 2012

May we wish all who have trailed or passed by www.moneyforjamtips.com

The very best time for the whole of 2012

The time of year you begin to reflect on the past with your achievements, successes, and perhaps, the mishaps that did not work out. Perhaps have not worked out as envisaged, not reached their zenith as yet. Obviously a better feeling is to generate is your thoughts to the New Year ahead. Asking of our thoughts, to what and where those very thoughts will lead us in this new upcoming year? Endeavour to find where we went wrong for the few non-events or where we may have been hurt by failure.

“There are no failures – just experiences and your reactions.” Tom Krause

“If you only do what you know you can do; you never do very much.” Tom Krause

You will know those areas, where you missed the mark. Give some thought to what, why or how? Ask yourself can they be solved,

Can you ask some one you think, may be a Mentor to you and could guide you through the dark areas? Believe in your Positive Mental Attitude!

As you are look back and recognized, what went wrong? Ask your new Mentor, what he would have done in those circumstances?

If there is no answer, let it go and concentrate on your Incredible New Year for 2012.

Maybe your New Mentor might come up with that magic word ‘Effort!’ Put Effort into your projects and never think of the failure or failures you have had. Take the thought of all your gains and the Effort you put into the achievement of them. Do not quit, think of all those recent heroes of yours. They never quit and nor will you.

So as the New Year 2012 draws near, rationalize your new goals, and reach for higher levels of success in your life.

Focus on the Effort you put in.

Remember; above everything else you do, the Effort placed, is what will create the momentum for the results you achieve in your life.

These two questions you must ask yourself every day. “How much effort am I willing to put into my success? How much effort will I commit to achieve this success?”

 “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly”

Shoppers abandoned austerity with a record £4.3billion spending spree at the sales. Some £2.5billion passed through the tills yesterday on top of an estimated £1.8billion on Boxing Day. Retail analysts believe the combined final total will be the highest ever spend for December 26 and December 27.

Fears persist however that the end-of-year rush will not be enough to save some big names on the high street that are in imminent danger of collapse, despite 2.5 Billion sales.

 

Many retail managers have complained once-thriving Shopping Centres have come to resemble ghost towns.

Christmas sales were brought forward in many stores with discounts increasing on a daily basis. Many stores are now offering 70 per cent or more off items.

Tom Nathan, manager of London’s Brent Cross shopping centre, said Boxing Day had been the busiest ever – following on from a record breaking December 23 and Christmas Eve.

He said: ‘We have broken three records in three days in terms of numbers, with each of the last three days being the biggest ever for the time of year.’

Retail analysts Experian said the number of shoppers on Boxing Day was 21.5 per cent higher than a year ago.
Despite that good news the U.S. economy received another devastating blow yesterday after it was announced that two of the country’s biggest superstores are being forced to close more than a hundred shops because of slow Christmas sales and struggling profits.

Between 100 and 120 Sears and Kmart stores will be closed after terrible holiday sales, forcing the retail giant which owns the brands to suffer a massive blow.

Retailers depend on good revenue during the Christmas season to make it through the rest of the year, so when the retailer failed to make a dent this year, there were massive repercussions.

Sears and Kmart have yet to determine which of the more than 4,000 U.S. and Canadian stores will be closed, but there has been a clear shift in where the retailer will devote its resources.

Sears would not discuss how many, if any, jobs would be cut, but it could easily be more than 1,000.
The search is on for a lucky WA $1.6 million winner who has not claimed their cash after this New Year’s Eve Lotto win for 2010.

Lotterywest is doing a final call out this month to the Division One Lotto winner who picked up the big prize in last year’s $31 million Megadraw held on 31 December 2010.

The winning ticket was purchased from Springs News in Beechboro, in Perth’s northern suburbs.

Lotterywest spokesperson Pina Compagnone said they encouraged everyone who purchased a ticket at Springs News in this draw, or knows of any friends and family who bought a ticket in the draw, to double check those secret hiding places.

“We are very keen to see the prize go the right winner,” she said.
The ticket worth $1,631,578.95 will expire this month on 31 December, the same night as the next $31 million Megadraw is drawn.

The Final Placing for Miss New Year’s Eve 2011:

  • Winner: Elise Natalie Duncan, 23 years from WA
  • 1st Runner Up: Rhiannon Thomas, 20 years from Vic

THE tidal wave of bad news that has engulfed the global economy in the past six months is expected to worsen in early 2012.

Economists are however increasingly optimistic that a China and US led revival will boost global growth in the second-half of next year sending stock markets higher and the Australian dollar back towards its peaks of $US1.10.

The European debt crisis is expected to dominate the markets until mid-year as political leaders continue to dither despite the very real prospect of an implosion that could tip the world into another fresh global financial crisis.

But China remains the key to Australia’s economic fortunes. Despite clear signs of slowdown in recent months as property prices fall, the Chinese government’s decision to lower borrowing rates – with further policy easing tipped early next year – is expected to re-energize the small to medium-size business sector.

Many years ago a very close friend of ours, died close to the end of the year. In an endeavour to show his wife and a friend we had known from say the age of nine. We asked our close friend, recently widowed to join us for Dinner and then catch a ferry from Manly to Sydney Harbour, in time to come to a standstill out into the Harbour. This arranged by the ferryboat company. The ferryboat was packed to the rafters. We had a magnificent view of the Sydney Harbour Bridge and consequently an absolutely tremendous view of all the fireworks. We then off loaded at the Sydney wharf and went to the train station situated above the wharf.

Naturally the floor underneath the Railway station was packed up tight. Some one, whose brain capacity was limited, threw an empty beer bottle from the rising escalator and it hit the concrete floor underneath like a bomb explosion. Panic was the order of the moment and the Ferry authority closed every door inside a gated enclosure. We were all packed very tightly together.

Our friend had a panic attack, threatening a heart attack with her very high blood pressure. It was a very scary moment for us three and for that matter, all the people in close proximity as we were surrounded by locked high steel fence all. The ambulance and the police arrived virtually at the same time. Our friend was carted off to the hospital, about one kilometre away and the police corralled the hooligan and took him to the central lockup, for incarceration. Our friend survived and has never gone back to have another ferryboat ride, even in Daylight. The great thing our wonderful friend survived.

Again a Happy New Year to you all.

 

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Some Mum’s have them: Those Children we can be proud of.

Some Mum’s have them; those Children we can be proud of

To illustrate out impartiality, where it was indicated, that some Mum’s still have them, we rush you the following information

True stories.

As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard. Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X’s and then putting a big “F” at the top of his papers.

At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child’s past records and she put Teddy’s off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise.

Teddy’s first grade teacher wrote, “Teddy is a bright child with a ready laugh. He does his work neatly and has good manners… he is a joy to be around.”

His second grade teacher wrote, “Teddy is an excellent student, well liked by his classmates, but he is troubled because his mother has a terminal illness and life at home must be a struggle”

His third grade teacher wrote, “His mother’s death has been hard on him. He tries to do his best, but his father doesn’t show much interest, and his home life will soon affect him if some steps aren’t taken.”

Teddy’s fourth grade teacher wrote, “Teddy is withdrawn and doesn’t show much interest in school. He doesn’t have many friends and he sometimes sleeps in class.”

Mrs. Thompson now realized the problem and she was ashamed of herself. She felt even worse when her students brought her Christmas presents, wrapped in beautiful ribbons and bright paper, except for Teddy’s. His present was clumsily wrapped in the heavy, brown paper that he got from a grocery bag. Mrs. Thompson took pains to open it in the middle of the other presents. Some of the children started to laugh when she found a rhinestone bracelet with some of the stones missing, and a bottle that was one-quarter full of perfume. But she stifled the children’s laughter when she exclaimed how pretty the bracelet was, putting it on, and dabbing some of the perfume on her wrist. Teddy Stoddard stayed after school that day just long enough to say, “Mrs. Thompson, today you smelled just like my Mom used to.”

After the children left, she cried for at least an hour. On that very day, she quit teaching reading, writing and arithmetic. Instead, she began to teach children. Mrs. Thompson paid particular attention to Teddy. As she worked with him, his mind seemed to come alive. The more she encouraged him, the faster he responded. By the end of the year, Teddy had become one of the smartest children in the class and, despite her lie that she would love all the children the same, Teddy became one of her “teacher’s pets.”

A year later, she found a note under her door, from Teddy, telling her that she was the best teacher he ever had in his whole life.
Six years went by before she got another note from Teddy. He then wrote that he had finished high school, third in his class, and she was still the best teacher he ever had in life.

Four years after that, she got another letter, saying that while things had been tough at times, he’d stayed in school, had stuck with it, and would soon graduate from college with the highest of honours. He assured Mrs. Thompson that she was still the best and favourite teacher he had ever had in his whole life.

Then four more years passed and yet another letter came. This time he explained that after he got his bachelor’s degree, he decided to go a little further. The letter explained that she was still the best and favourite teacher he ever had. But now his name was a little longer. This letter was signed, Theodore F. Stoddard, MD.

The story does not end there. As there was another letter that spring and Teddy informed Mrs. Thompson, he had met this girl and was going to be married. He explained that his father had died a couple of years ago and he was wondering if Mrs. Thompson might agree to sit at the wedding in the place that was usually reserved for the mother of the groom. Of course, Mrs. Thompson did. You have guessed it, haven’t you? She wore the bracelet, with several of the rhinestones missing. Moreover, she made sure she was wearing the perfume that Teddy remembered his mother wearing on their last Christmas together.

They hugged each other, and Dr. Stoddard whispered in Mrs. Thompson’s ear, “Thank you Mrs Thompson for believing in me. Thank you so much for making me feel important and showing me that I could make a difference.” Mrs. Thompson, with tears in her eyes, whispered back She said, “Teddy, you have it all wrong. You were the one who taught me that I could make a difference. I didn’t know how to teach, until I met you.”

For those that did not know, Teddy Stoddard is the Dr. at Iowa Methodist in Des Moines that has the Stoddard Cancer Wing.)
This story broadcast on the afternoon program on ABC Radio, several years ago.

In March 1999, a man living in Kandos received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw that letter away. In April he received another bill and threw that one away too.

The following month the gas company sent him a very nasty note stating that
they were going to cancel his gas line if he didn’t send them $0.00 by
return mail. He called the gas company and talked to the person in charge, they said it was a
computer error and they would take care of it.

The following month he decided that it was about time that he tried out
the troublesome gas line figuring that if there was usage on the account it
would put an end to this ridiculous predicament. However, when he went to
use the gas, it had been cut off. He called the gas company who apologised
for the computer error once again and said that they would take care of it.

The next day he got a bill for $0.00 stating that payment was now overdue.

Assuming that having spoken to them the previous day the latest bill was
yet another mistake, he ignored it, trusting that the company would be as
good as their word and sort the problem out. The next month he got a bill
for $0.00. This bill also stated that he had 10 days to pay his account
or the company would have to take steps to recover the debt.

Finally, giving in, he thought he would beat the gas company at their own game and mailed them a cheque for $0.00. The computer duly processed his account and returned a statement to the effect that he now owed the gas company nothing at all.

A week later, the Manager of the Westpac branch Banking Corporation called our hapless man and asked him what he was doing
writing cheque for $0.00. After a lengthy explanation the Bank manager replied that the $0.00 cheque had caused their cheque processing software to fail. The bank could therefore not process any cheques they had received from of their customers that day because the cheque for $0.00 had caused the computer to crash.

The following month the man received a letter from the gas company claiming that his cheque had bounced and that he now owed the gas company $0.00. Unless he sent a cheque by return mail they would take immediate steps to recover the debt. At this point, the man decided to file a debt-harassment claim against the gas company. It took him nearly two hours to convince the clerks at the local Court House that he was not joking.

They subsequently helped him in the drafting a statement that was considered substantive evidence of the aggravation and difficulties he had been forced to endure during this debacle. The matter was heard in the Magistrate’s Court and the outcome was this:

The Gas Company was ordered to:

[1] Immediately rectify their computerized accounts system or Show Cause,
within 10 days, why the matter should not be referred to a higher court
for consideration under Company Law.

[2] Pay the bank dishonour fees incurred by the man.

[3] Pay the bank dishonour fees incurred by all the Westpac clients whose cheques had been bounced on the day

This man’s cheque had been processed.

[4] Pay the Claimant’s Court costs.

[5] Pay the claimant a total of $1500 per month for the five-month period March to July inclusive as compensation for the aggravation they had caused their client to suffer.

Just think, all this over an amount of $0.00. Who bought those Computers? Well it is probably a little harsh to blame those poor computers. Still when something goes wrong at the bank, where they cannot honour their computers failures by giving your cheque it’s clearance, they always blame those computers, meaning the computer’s Mum.

I guess some computer Mum must have had them, like our earthling Mums.

The small girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet.
She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even.  The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistake.  Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall’s Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.  She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention but he was too busy at this moment.  Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise.  Nothing.  She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster.  No good.  Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter.
That did it!
“What do you want?” the pharmacist asked in an annoyed toe of voice.  I’m talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven’t seen in ages,” he said without waiting for a reply to his question.  ”Well, I want to talk to you about my brother,” Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone.  ”He’s really, really sick… And I want to buy a miracle.”  ” I beg your pardon?” said the pharmacist.  “His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now.  So how much does a miracle cost?”      “We don’t sell miracles here, little girl.  I’m sorry but I can’t help you,” the pharmacist said, softening a little.  “Listen, I have the money to pay for it.  If it isn’t enough, I will get the rest.  Just tell me how much it costs?”

The pharmacist’s brother was a well-dressed man.  He stooped down and asked the little girl, “What kind of a miracle does your brother need?”  ” I don’t know,” Tess replied with her eyes welling up.  I just know he’s really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can’t pay for it, so I want to use my money.”
” How much do you have?” asked the man from Chicago.  ”One dollar and eleven cents,” Tess answered barely audible.
“It’s all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to.”
“Well, what a coincidence,” smiled the man. “A dollar and eleven cents. The exact price of a miracle for little brothers.” He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said “Take me to where you live.  I want to see your brother and meet your parents.  Let’s see if I have the miracle you need.”

That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it wasn’t long until Andrew was home again and doin  well.
Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place. “That surgery was a real miracle.” Mom whispered. “I wonder how much it would have cost?”
Tess smiled.  She knew exactly how much a miracle cost. “Only one dollar and eleven cents was all it would take.”

Plus the faith of a little girl.

In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need.
A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of an higher law.

  I know you’ll keep this ball moving!

Throw it to someone who means something to you!
A ball is a circle, with no beginning, or an end. Keeping your Circle of Friends together.

The treasure inside for you, to see is the treasure of friendship you’ve granted to me.
Today the friendship ball has been passed to you.
Pass it on to someone who is a friend to and for you.

God’s feelings for you are thus:
When you are sad. Your tears will be dried.

When you are scared. Your fears will be comforted.
When you are worried. You will be given hope.
When you are confused. You will receive help to cope.
When you are lost, and can’t see the light, I shall be
your beacon, shining ever so bright.
This is pledged until the end. Why you may ask? The belief you have in me as your Father.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Aging is for all US, even You.

Aging is for all US.

Stop thinking you are exempt

“Allow your friendships to last forever

As I’ve aged, I am getting kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I’ve become my own friend.
I have seen too many dear friends leave this world, too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.
Whose business is it, if I choose to read, or play, on the computer, until 4 AM, or sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 50, 60 &70?s, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love, I will.
I will walk the beach, in a swimsuit that is a little old fashion, who else will care? Dive into the waves, with abandon, if I choose to. Perhaps I will not, for even I think that is frivolous. Let all the other oldies do those dangerous activities.
I know I am sometimes forgetful. Again, some of our life is just as well forgotten. I eventually remember the important things.
Over the years, my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break, when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even if your, beloved pet gets hit by a car? Broken hearts are what give us strength, and understanding, and compassion. A heart never broken, is pristine, and sterile, and will never know the joy of being imperfect.

I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face. So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver.

I went to a meeting with my son; at the end of the meeting, we had to walk to the nearest bus stop. This bus was crowded, I was forced to stand. There were two young boys sitting there laughthing to themselves about stupidity.

My son leant over and politly asked one of them to stand and allow his elderly father to sit down, in that seat. He did with accelerating movement. There was a stunned silence in the bus whilst this fast movement took place. Then an elderly lady juped up and told the other young man to move from his chair and let the young lady sit down. Within five minutes, seven males were asked to get up and offer their chair to older or female passengers. When I was young, you were not asked to stand. It was done automatically. Good on you Son for iniating this movement, of the younger generation.

As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don’t question myself anymore. I’ve even  endeavour to be right more often than being wrong. You have earnt my respect.

To answer the question, I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. I shall eat dessert every single day, if I want.

An elderly man, who was a father, was astonished to see his son’s bed neatly made, and everything on the floor was picked up. I have not seen that for a long time. Wow!

The envelope was addressed to him, propped up prominently on the pillow. He almost missed.

With some premonition he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

“Dear Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I know you would not approve of her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion Dad. She’s pregnant. Stacy said we would be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We have a dream of having more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She really deserves it!!!

Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren!

Love, your son,

John.

P.S.

Dad,

none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home! If you will forgive me.Friendship for e

 For those slightly older than I!

Pin Number Reversal
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you
can notify the Police by entering your Pin # in reverse. For example if your pin number were 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.

Naturally if you were slightly younger than I; ‘I would not dream of impeding, you giving away your own money.’

This information was recently broadcast on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don’t know it exists.

May your friendship never come apart, especially when it’s from the heart!

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“I had a Mentor” Do you need One?

“Escalating those Spine Tingling Goals to Golden Heights”

 Ch1; of 15 Chapters.

Many years ago, someone whom, I had tremendous faith and belief in became a Mentor to me. This man taught me so much of life, instilling some wisdom into my young brain. As a teenager I was becoming obnoxious and a big worry to Mum and Dad. I was always playing pranks on those around me. I stole the passion-fruit off our neighbour’s vine next door. I had a large petrol tin full of those beautiful fruit. My older brother told Dad, he made me take all of them back to the gentleman next door and apologise for this bad behaviour. Then he administered 2 swipes with his belt to my backside. That was the first and last time my Father administered punishment of that nature.

My Sunday school teacher took 10 pupils to his business premises for a Saturday excursion. I annoyed two young ladies sufficiently enough, that they chased me. I ran to a large area of mud and jumped over it, as I knew it was there. The young ladies were not aware that this mud pool existed and ran straight into it and their shoes became very muddy. Fortunately for this mischievous youngster, it washed off very well, leaving their shoes almost brand new. Still you can imagine, that I was not popular and developing, in Mum’s eyes as a troublesome and naughty boy.

 

Mum and Dad had a very good friend, selling peanuts and like products from his van, which he sold to shops all over the North Island of New Zealand. He would be back at those same shops every three weeks. His name was Allan and he offered to take me on one of these business trips for two weeks during school holidays. Travelling in his van showing me how to sell. Life suddenly took on a different meaning for me, at the age of twelve, in those two weeks with Allan in his van. Learning to sell from Allan was a great experience and it did not stop there, for his tutoring showed me of many avenues of life, I was not aware of. There was no doubt in my mind that Allan’s compassionate tutoring changed my life completely. I believe I would have matured into a totally different kind of person if Allan had not been a mentor to me and rescued me from this beginning of a ‘bad past’ into an ‘incredible future.’

He showed me the difference between Compassion and Passion as words and meanings. He believed that Compassion was a virtue, one in which the emotional capacities of empathy and sympathy are regarded as a part of love itself, and a cornerstone of better social interconnection and humanity. He made me feel like a real low life. Telling me, with no uncertain manner. What impression he gained of me by leading those young ladies into that horrible sea of mud.

 There is an aspect of compassion which regards a quantitative dimension, such that individual’s compassion is often given a property of “depth,” “vigour,” or “passion.” The feeling commonly gives rise to an active desire to alleviate another’s suffering. It is often, though not inevitably, the key component in what manifests in the social context as altruism. In ethical terms, the various expressions down the ages of the so-called Golden Rule embodies by implication “the principle of compassion:”

“Do unto others what you would have them do to you.”

“Know The Cleaning Lady”
My Mentor asked me a series of questions? I had breezed through them all. I did not have the slightest idea of this last Question:

“What is the first name of the woman who cleans your school class room?”
I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and about forty. “How could I possibly know her name?”  As I could not answer truthfully, I asked Allan. “Why did he ask me that question?” His answer floored me.
“In your future, what ever it may be, you are going to meet many people and you are not likely to know most of them. Remember this, not only now and tomorrow, but also, for the rest of your life. All those people are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say “Hello.”

That lesson, learned on that day has stayed with me for the rest of my life. I never did learn her name. As she, was hurt in a car accident that week and was off cleaning the classroom for some months.

“Wisdom, compassion, and courage are the three universally recognized moral qualities of men.”
Confucius

“I have just three things to teach: simplicity, patience, and compassion. These three are your greatest treasures.”
Lao Tzu

Allan’s Life was full of Compassion and Passion. Until that first of many trips I made with Allan, I did not know those two words existed. My thoughts on those two words would have been!  “How could one get passionate about peanuts or walnuts?” Well Allan certainly could, and when you believe in something you like, you can be extremely passionate and show this compassion to others.

He taught me to talk passionately about a subject matter, you would become more convincing, causing others to stop and listen to you. Therefore the possibility of selling your passion became very high.

His most remembered comment:

“If you want to impress people, show them your spark of Passion.”

Allan over the next three years took me with him, every school holiday. He mentored me continually for those three years and I learnt so much about Life, Compassion and Passion. His last letter was sent as a birthday card for my 70th year. A short while later my Mentor died at the age of 94.

“I will remember you, Allan.”

These were some of the words and knowledge he gave me as a young boy growing into a young man.

‘When you talk with and show Passion, you become a power figure bringing confidence and knowledge to the table with you and people will stop to listen to you intently.’ You should have seen all the nuts he sold at every vehicle stop.

‘Do it properly the first time, but do it with Passion.’

“Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you’ve got to say and say it hot.” D.H. Lawrence

“A man without passions has within him, no principle of action, or motive to act.” Claude A. Helvetius

“Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.” Anthony J D’Angelo

 

So these two terrific words Compassion and Passion have been a part of my vocabulary for more than sixty-five years. Whatever task I am involved in, I have Compassion and Passion for what I am doing. My involvement in any matter or project is to always to bring these two words, Compassion and Passion with me. That van of Allan’s meant a tremendous amount to me in my youth. As you are about to find out A Van was to play even greater significance in my Life.

 

“Your Blood Tingling Goals to Golden Fruition?”

“From Goals to Gold”

“If the mind conceives, the brain believes, your heart will achieve your goal.”

There is often a conflict.

Between who we are?

Who we want to be?

 

Before you make your goals and objectives. This conflict must be addressed in order to instigate change. If you have no desire to change what you have been, there’s little point in setting goals, whether big or small. Have you ever desired to improve by acquiring a better mind and body than you feel you have now?

That is if you wish to accept that task.

‘Remember, if you keep on doing what you have always done, nothing is going to be changed.’

A goal so finite, you will do everything in your power to entitle you to the rewards of your success, and acknowledged as an achiever.

Bold thinking dominated with passion is the first step to achieving your goals.

 That’s why your attention is constantly drawn to your “Passion”.

 “Find your Passion.”

 Attacking your new Life, by building your Strategy around this one Word. “That Word Passion.” You must not imagine spending hours per day in drudgery, defining your future.

“Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance.” Anthony J D’Angelo

“I hate doing it, I can’t do it!” are words you will never use from today. You will desire to think in positive terms only. Your Life is changing to a different journey as of now, preparing you, for your new future.

 “Find your Passion.”

“A powerful or compelling emotion or feeling.”

An intense, tireless concentration on a belief that a task can be completed despite scarcity of human support or any other evidence or argument that would normally compel one’s mind to accept an assertion that a particular task is worth doing!

“Passion is something you would give anything for and do anything to get. It is something that no one can take away from you because it does not exist in the tangible realm. It cannot be killed, squashed, or oppressed.”

Obviously you will spend time enjoying this new life finding ‘Goals that are Blood Tingling.’ For you will, be like a child with a new toy. Wishing to optimize ways to make your life interesting and reach your Blood Tingling goal as quickly as possible.

This is not a leap.
It turns Goals to Gold
‘Your need to treat this new path as a gigantic leap, is not correct.’ Taking that first step and all the necessary following ones will automatically drop into place. Giving you a high degree of momentum. You will reach your goal, finding shortcuts you had never thought possible as you travel through your new journey. Providing the passionate and magic feeling of your desire.

Aim high to achieve your Blood Tingling Goals.

 Passion will allow you to overcome all those obstacles in the process.

The secret is to take one day at a time.

Failure is not the end it is just the beginning.

 

There are no failures – just experiences and your reactions to them.

 

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Success brings it’s own reward.

Failure just means, you start all over again.

There have been many famous People who failed the first time.

 

“To laugh often and many times; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success.”  Bessie Anderson Stanley

The Power of Positive thinking is a mental attitude that admits into the mind thoughts, words and images that are conductive to growth, expansion and success. It is a mental attitude that expects good and favourable results.

A positive mind anticipates happiness, joy, health and a successful outcome of every situation and action. Whatever the mind expects, it finds. Negative or positive vibes!

Not everyone accepts or believes in positive thinking. Some consider the subject as pure nonsense, while others scoff at people who believe in a Positive Mental Attitude. Among the people who accept it, not many know how to use it effectively to achieve results. Yet, it seems that many are coming to the attraction of this subject, as evidenced by the many books, lectures and courses about it. This is a subject that is gaining popularity.

It is quite common to hear people say: “Think positive!” to someone who feels down and worried. Many people do not take those words seriously, as they do not know what they really mean, or do not consider them as useful and effective.

It always made our five sons laugh, when I managed to pull into a parking spot, right where and when I needed that parking position. To their constant questions of “how did that happen?” My answer was always the same. “I rang the motorist and asked him to move out of the parking position with in 3 minutes?”

I still do that today and those same children now grown men, tell those that are curious. “Dad simply rings the particular motorist involved and gives an estimated time of his arrival. He never has trouble parking his car.” They stopped laughing a long time ago.

 

 

 

 

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